- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??