- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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