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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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