What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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