Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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no rasist joks

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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