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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

George W. Bush

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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