- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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