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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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