- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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