- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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