- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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