Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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A whole 'nother.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Whats two plus two Four!

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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