- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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