- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Small Penis.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's brown an sticky Shit

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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