- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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