Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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