- Anti Joke

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.