- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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