Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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