- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

knock knock Goodbye

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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