- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Gretta has five legs? -no

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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