What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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