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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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