Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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