Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

knock knock Goodbye

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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