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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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