Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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