- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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