Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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