- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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