what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

An Asian with a big dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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