What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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