- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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