Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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