- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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