So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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