- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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