- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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