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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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