- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

If life gives you lemonade.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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