- Anti Joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Anti Joke

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