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George W. Bush

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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