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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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