- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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