What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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