A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Anti Joke

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