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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Knock Knock Who's there

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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