- Anti Joke

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?