- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

You having friends.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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