whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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The New York Giants

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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