How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

There's my tractor.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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