- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

diarrhea.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

-knock knock! -doors open

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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