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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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