- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What are annoying? Ads.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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