Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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