- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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