- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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