what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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