Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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