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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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