- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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