- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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