- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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