To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Indians

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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