Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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