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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Here come the elephants over the hill!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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