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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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