- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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