- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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