- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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