why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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