What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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