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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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