- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

an american walks out of a strip club.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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