Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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One time i was sitting down

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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