- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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