- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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One time i was sitting down

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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