- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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