What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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