How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

whats brown and sticky? Doody

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Can anyone Lenin money?

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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