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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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