Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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