A fat guy!

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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