Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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salad days!

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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