Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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