- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

your mama's so fat... that's it

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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