Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

outside your comfort zone

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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