- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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