What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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