What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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