- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

. . I am a whale

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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