- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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