A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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