roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

thumb_up thumb_down

Allah walked into AK Bar

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

thumb_up thumb_down

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

thumb_up thumb_down

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

thumb_up thumb_down

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

thumb_up thumb_down

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

thumb_up thumb_down

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

thumb_up thumb_down

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

thumb_up thumb_down

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

thumb_up thumb_down

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

thumb_up thumb_down

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

thumb_up thumb_down

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops