whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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