- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

woman's rights

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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