What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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deez nuts

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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