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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

You idiot.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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