1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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