What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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can you pass the soap?

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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