- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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