What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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salad days!

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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