A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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