Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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