Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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