Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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