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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

No it doesnt..

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Pickles

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.